We Didn't Playtest This at All

Available from Mox Boarding House when we last checked. Sold from the shop’s own store; the price there is the one that counts.

The most aptly named game ever! In this exceptionally silly and awesome game, your objective is to win! Simple enough. Sadly, all of your opponents have the same simple goal, and they're trying to make you lose. Between Rock Paper Scissors battles, being eaten by a random Dragon, or saved by a Kitten Ambush, there are many hazards to avoid.